"Happy Birthday Cunt" Birthday Card
"Cunt" Pin Badge
"Happy Fucking Whatever" Celebration Card
"You Can't Buy This at Kmart" Greeting Card
"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Thank You Card
"Getting All Married and Shit" Wedding Card
"Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card
"Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Bitch" Birthday Card
"Bitch" Pin Badge
"Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card
"Make Tacos Not War" Fridge Magnet
"Let's Watch Disney and Fuck" Valentines Card
"Holy Shit, I Love You" Valentines Card
"With The Warmest, Moistest Regards" Thank You Card
"Happy Birthday Fucktard" Birthday Card
"One Year Older And Still A Cunt" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Piece of Shit" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card
"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card
"You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Dickhead" Birthday Card
"You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card
"Sorry This Card Isn't a Nimbus 2000" Birthday Card
"Remembrall The Good Times We Had" Celebration Card
"I Solemnly Swear We'll Get Up To No Good" Celebration Card
"Happy Birthday Tosser" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Idiot" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Persistent Virginity" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Big Dick Energy" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To My Third Wheel" Birthday Card
"You're Finally Not Just The Bridesmaid" Wedding Card
