"Drunk Cunt" Pin Badge
"Sexy Cunt" Pin Badge
"Shit Cunt" Pin Badge
"Massive Slut" Pin Badge
"Asshole To The World, Sweetheart To His Girl" Valentines Card
"I Love You to the Couch and Back" Valentines Card
"I Love You to the Fridge and Back" Valentines Card
"I Wanna Respect You So Hard" Valentines Card
"Mind the Age Gap" Valentines Card
"You're a Pure White Rose in a River of Shit and Piss" Valentines Card
"So Fucken Dead Set On You Hey" Valentines Card
"Time To Spank That Big Butt of Yours" Valentines Card
"I Wanna Scream at Your Butt" Valentines Card
"You Make My Ovaries Scream For Mercy" Valentines Card
"You've Got a Butt That Won't Quit" Valentines Card
"*Cough* Slut" Pin Badge
"You're The Yote To My Yeet" Valentines Card
"I Would Pay Someone to Move Heaven and Earth For You" Valentines Card
"You've Got Me Feeling Some Kind of Way" Valentines Card
"You're a Trainwreck But You're My Trainwreck" Valentines Card
"I Would Bury a Body and Lie To The Police For You" Valentines Card
"I Love You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Valentines Card
"You're a Cracking Lass" Valentines Card
"You Passed My Strict Vibe Check" Valentines Card
