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Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"Remembrall The Good Times We Had" Celebration Card

"Remembrall The Good Times We Had" Celebration Card

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"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birth Week" Birthday Card

"Happy Birth Week" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Shit Stain" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Shit Stain" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Mate" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Mate" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Assbutt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Assbutt" Birthday Card

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"You're Still Alive" Birthday Card

"You're Still Alive" Birthday Card

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"You Redefine Old" Birthday Card

"You Redefine Old" Birthday Card

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"Hold Off On The Cake" Birthday Card

"Hold Off On The Cake" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Dumbass" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Dumbass" Birthday Card

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"I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake For Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake For Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Sorry Your Birthday Is On a Monday" Birthday Card

"Sorry Your Birthday Is On a Monday" Birthday Card

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"Hmmm ... Not Everything Gets Better With Age" Birthday Card

"Hmmm ... Not Everything Gets Better With Age" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Big Dick Energy" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Big Dick Energy" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Idiot" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Idiot" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Millennial Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Millennial Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Demented Old Bint" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Demented Old Bint" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Grey Hairs" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Grey Hairs" Birthday Card

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"One Year Older and Still A Little Bitch" Birthday Card

"One Year Older and Still A Little Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Fuckwit" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Fuckwit" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Drunk Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Drunk Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

"Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Burning Through The Golden Years" Birthday Card

"Burning Through The Golden Years" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Fat Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Fat Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Dipshit" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Dipshit" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Filthy Little Mudblood" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Filthy Little Mudblood" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Stoner" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Stoner" Birthday Card

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"Happy Berthday Fat Ass" Birthday Card

"Happy Berthday Fat Ass" Birthday Card

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"OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card

"OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Nerd" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Nerd" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Asshole" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Asshole" Birthday Card

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"I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card

"I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Rock-Hard, Bland Vegan Cake" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Rock-Hard, Bland Vegan Cake" Birthday Card

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"Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card

"Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and the Voices In Your Head" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and the Voices In Your Head" Birthday Card

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"You So 2000 and Late" Birthday Card

"You So 2000 and Late" Birthday Card

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"You're Only As Old As The Person You Are Feeling" Birthday Card

"You're Only As Old As The Person You Are Feeling" Birthday Card

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"Get A Better Attitude For Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Get A Better Attitude For Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"I Hope Your Birthday Isn't Too Mainstream" Birthday Card

"I Hope Your Birthday Isn't Too Mainstream" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birth, Death or Marriage" Greeting Card

"Happy Birth, Death or Marriage" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Third Wheel" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Third Wheel" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Persistent Virginity" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Persistent Virginity" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Tosser" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Tosser" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Gambling Addiction" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Gambling Addiction" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Online Shopping Addiction" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Online Shopping Addiction" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Daddy Issues" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Daddy Issues" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Porn Addiction" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Porn Addiction" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Shitty Taste In Music" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Shitty Taste In Music" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Broke Ass" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Broke Ass" Birthday Card

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