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Birthday

Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Gender Ambiguity" Birthday Card

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"Father Time Has Not Been Kind" Birthday Card

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"What's Your Age Again?" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You And Your Blue Balls" Birthday Card

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"I Solemnly Swear We'll Get Up To No Good" Celebration Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Nimbus 2000" Greeting Card

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"Happee Birthdae Harry" Birthday Card

"Happee Birthdae Harry" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Elder" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Shit Lips" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Awful Person" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Jackass" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Fuckface" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday White Trash" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Exclusive Top" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Slutty Bottom" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Crackhead" Birthday Card

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"Whoop Yo Ass" Birthday Card

"Whoop Yo Ass" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Impressive Rig" Birthday Card

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"I Wish You a Birthday" Birthday Card

"I Wish You a Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Sugar Daddy" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Ratbag" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Ratbag" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Lover" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Lover" Birthday Card

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"If I Gave a Shit" Birthday Card

"If I Gave a Shit" Birthday Card

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"Weren't You _9 Last Year?" Birthday Card

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"Try Not To Eat The Cake" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Gym Junkie" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Douchebag" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Twerp" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Twerp" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Moron" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Moron" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Prick" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Prick" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Fatty" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Fatty" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday *Judges You*" Birthday Card

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"Ergh, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

"Ergh, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Noob" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Noob" Birthday Card

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"Happy Second Sweet Sixteen" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Hipster" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Four-Eyes" Birthday Card

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"At Least They'll Never Say You Died Too Young" Birthday Card

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"This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card

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"Lisa It's Your Birthday, Happy Birthday Lisa" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Stuck-Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder" Birthday Card

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"One Year Closer To Death" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Fursona" Birthday Card

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"Your Birthday Was So Last Year" Birthday Card

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"Ain't No Party Like An S-Club Party" Celebration Card

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"Nobody Likes You When You're 24 Either" Birthday Card

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"According To Your Wikipedia Page You Are Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Walking Corpse" Birthday Card

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