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"Merry Fucking Christmas" Christmas Card
"Ho, Ho, Homo" Christmas Card
"Santa Isn't Real" Christmas Card
"Happy Generic, Non-Offensive, Festive Event" Christmas Card
"Merry Fucking Whatever" Christmas Card
"Let's Get Festive As Fuck" Christmas Card
"You're Impossible to Shop For" Birthday Card
"From One Fabulous Bitch To Another" Christmas Card
"Fuck All From Santa" Christmas Card
"Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas" Christmas Card
"Merry Christmas Bitches" Christmas Card
"I Hope Santa Empties His Sack Under Your Tree" Christmas Card
"Spirits Of Christmas" Christmas Card
"Santa Doesn't Know You Like I Do" Christmas Card
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This" Christmas Card
"May Your Balls Be Well Hung" Christmas Card
"Merry Christmas Dickhead" Christmas Card
"Card Because Christmas" Christmas Card
"Fa La La La La La Fuck" Christmas Card
"Guaranteed White Christmas" Christmas Card
"Money is Short, Times are Hard" Christmas Card
"Merry Litmas" Christmas Card
"I Want You Naked" Christmas Card
"Have a Gay Christmas" Christmas Card
"Let's Get Fucking Christmasy" Christmas Card
"Merry Christmas Bitch" Christmas Card
