"Sorry You Work in Retail" Christmas Card
"Merry Eczema" Christmas Card
"Merry Crystal-Meth" Christmas Card
"Merry Thiccmas" Christmas Card
"Merry Christmess" Christmas Card
"I Hope You Enjoy My Christmas Presence" Christmas Card
"You're Full Of Christmas Beer" Christmas Card
"Let's Watch Love Actually and Fuck" Christmas Card
"Dashing Through The NO" Christmas Card
"I'm Gonna Deck Your Halls" Christmas Card
"Merry Christmas You Grinchy Motherfucker" Christmas Card
"It's The 25th Of Motherfucking December Bitch" Christmas Card
"I Didn't Know Santa Shopped At Kmart" Christmas Card
"Santa Left The Receipt In The Box" Christmas Card
"Take a Ride On My Sleigh" Christmas Card
"If You Play Mariah Carey One More Time" Christmas Card
"That's How Festive I Am" Christmas Card
"Jolly. As. Fuck." Christmas Card
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This" Christmas Card
"Merry Christmas To You and Your Food Baby" Christmas Card
"Happy Generic, Non-Offensive, Festive Event" Christmas Card
"Fa La La La La La Fuck" Christmas Card
"Guaranteed White Christmas" Christmas Card
"Merry Christmas Santa’s Naughty Boy" Christmas Card
"Merry Christmas Santa’s Naughty Girl" Christmas Card
"Let's Get On the Naughty List" Christmas Card
"Dear Santa, I've Been Naughty and It Was Worth It" Christmas Card
"Money is Short, Times are Hard" Christmas Card
"I Hope Santa Empties His Sack Under Your Tree" Christmas Card
"Ho, Ho, Homie" Christmas Card
"Let's Make This a Not So Silent Night" Christmas Card
"Merry Litmas" Christmas Card
