"At Least It's Not Herpes" Get Well Card
"At Least You'll Have a Badass Scar" Get Well Card
"Fucking Brave" Encouragement Card
"Get Well Soon Bitch" Get Well Card
"Get Well Soon Cunt" Get Well Card
"Get Well Soon You Sick Fuck" Get Well Card
"Go Shawty, You Had Major Surgery" Get Well Card
"How You Doin" Get Well Card
"Hurry Up and Get Better So We Can Bang" Get Well Card
"I Don't Have Time For a Funeral" Get Well Card
"I'm There For You Every Step of the Way" Encouragement Card
"It Can't Be All Sunshine and Hookers" Get Well Card
"It's Just a Scratch" Get Well Card
"Shit Happens To You A Lot" Sympathy Card
"Sorry I Told Everyone About Your Violent Diarrhea" Get Well Card
"Sorry To Hear About Your Paper Cut" Get Well Card
"Stop Being a Pussy" Get Well Card
"Stop Being a Sook" Get Well Card
"Stop Complaining and Get Back To Work" Get Well Card
"Toughen Up Princess" Get Well Card
"Way To Go, It's Your Last Chemo" Encouragement Card
