"Happy Birthday Cunt" Birthday Card
"One Year Older And Still A Cunt" Birthday Card
"You've Always Been Like A Father" Father's Day Card
"Happy Fucking Whatever" Celebration Card
"Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card
"Merry Cuntmas" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday Bitch" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard" Birthday Card
"Handsome Motherfucker" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Piece of Shit" Birthday Card
"Christ You're Old" Birthday Card
"Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday Dickhead" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Bird Turd" Birthday Card
"I Am Your Gift" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday Penis Breath" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Hoe" Birthday Card
"Fuck It's Hot" Christmas Card
"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card
"You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card
"You Can't Buy This at Kmart" Greeting Card
"Thanks For Knocking Up Mum" Father's Day Card
"Shit Turns Out I Like You More Than I Planned" Valentines Card
"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Thank You Card
"Happy Birthday Shit Cunt" Birthday Card
"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Vodka, Brandy, Tequila" Christmas Card
"At Least Your Jokes Never Get Old" Birthday Card
"All Your Personalities" Birthday Card
"Happy Mother's Day From Your Favourite Child" Mother's Day Card
"Santa Isn't Real" Christmas Card
