"Card Because Christmas" Christmas Card
"From One Fabulous Bitch To Another" Christmas Card
"Don't Blame Christmas, You Were Fat in September" Christmas Card
"Your Present Is Still In The Mail" Christmas Card
"The Birth of Santa" Christmas Card
"Let's Get Through This Christmas Bullshit" Christmas Card
"I Don't Have a Job" Christmas Card
"Won't Turn Down a Good Red Wine" Christmas Card
"All I Want For Christmas Is Money" Christmas Card
"Let's Have a Kmart Christmas" Christmas Card
"Yule Do" Christmas Card
"'Tis The Season To Do Molly" Christmas Card
"You Need Jesus This Christmas" Christmas Card
"Don't Be a Karen This Christmas" Christmas Card
"Christmas Can Lick My Baubles" Christmas Card
"Beginning To Cost a Lot Like Christmas" Christmas Card
"Fruit Cake Sucks Dick" Christmas Card
"Reuse The Wrapping Paper" Christmas Card
"Merry Christmas To You and Your Seasonal Depression" Christmas Card
"Santa's Watching You Be a Ho Ho Ho" Christmas Card
"Let's Stay The Fuck Away From Each Other" Christmas Card
"Merry COVIDmas" Christmas Card
"COVID Cancelled Christmas" Christmas Card
"Reindeers, COVID" Christmas Card
"Lying About Santa" Christmas Card
"Let's Just Wait For The Sales" Christmas Card
"I Bought This In October" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday to the Heir to My Vast Fortune" Birthday Card
"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To The Fruit of My Loins" Birthday Card
"I Sanitised Your Present, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
"Full Disclosure, I Forgot Your Birthday" Birthday Card
