"Sorry, Your Bloodline Ends With Me" Father's Day Card
"This Card Could've Been a Txt Message" Greeting Card
"Happy Birthday to my TikTok Cameraman" Birthday Card
"This Day is a Bleak Reminder of Your Solidarity" Valentines Card
"You're My Coping Mechanism" Valentines Card
"I Want Your Cooties" Valentines Card
"I Love You More Than Scooby Doo Spooky Coaster" Valentines Card
"I Love You Just Slightly Less Than My PlayStation 5" Valentines Card
"The Only Thing Saving This Year Is You" Valentines Card
"You Passed My Strict Vibe Check" Valentines Card
"You're a Cracking Lass" Valentines Card
"We're Getting Drive-Thru and We're Doing It Twice" Valentines Card
"Can I Borrow a Feeling?" Valentines Card
"I'm Just a Non-Binary Person" Valentines Card
"I Got a Sickness For Your Thiccness" Valentines Card
"I Love You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Valentines Card
"I Would Bury a Body and Lie To The Police For You" Valentines Card
"You're a Trainwreck But You're My Trainwreck" Valentines Card
"You've Got Me Feeling Some Kind of Way" Valentines Card
"I Would Pay Someone to Move Heaven and Earth For You" Valentines Card
"You're The Yote To My Yeet" Valentines Card
"Dealing With Some Wet-Ass Pussy" Valentines Card
"I Want Your Stimulus Package" Valentines Card
"I Wanna Binge on Your Minge" Valentines Card
"You. Me. Bedroom. Now." Valentines Card
"Continue Looking at Our Phones" Valentines Card
"Emotionally and Sexually Obsessed With You" Valentines Card
"Big Tit Energy" Birthday Card
"Your Body Is Officially Out of it's Warranty Period" Birthday Card
"I Hope You Have an Unprecedent Birthday" Birthday Card
"Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card
"No Floods, Bushfires or COVID-19" Christmas Card
