"Spoiler Alert. We're Together Forever" Valentines Card
"You're My Cup of Tea" Valentines Card
"Move All These Pillows Off The Bed" Valentines Card
"I'm So Glad I Ignored All The Red Flags" Valentines Card
"I Hope You Don't Realise You're Dating Down" Valentines Card
"You've Got a Butt That Won't Quit" Valentines Card
"You Make My Ovaries Scream For Mercy" Valentines Card
"I Wanna Scream at Your Butt" Valentines Card
"Time To Spank That Big Butt of Yours" Valentines Card
"Happy Valentine's Day To My Domestic Partner" Valentines Card
"So Fucken Dead Set On You Hey" Valentines Card
"You're a Pure White Rose in a River of Shit and Piss" Valentines Card
"Mind the Age Gap" Valentines Card
"I Wanna Respect You So Hard" Valentines Card
"I Love You to the Fridge and Back" Valentines Card
"I Love You to the Couch and Back" Valentines Card
"The Turkey Baster Worked!" Pregnancy Card
"You're IVF-ing Pregnant" Pregnancy Card
"Asshole To The World, Sweetheart To His Girl" Valentines Card
"I Love You With All My Butt" Valentines Card
"I Love You With All My Dick" Valentines Card
"I Want You To Play With My Ding-a-ling" Valentines Card
"I'm In Love With the Shape of You" Valentines Card
"How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends" Valentines Card
"I Can't See Me Loving Nobody But You" Valentines Card
"I Think I Want To Have Your Baby" Valentines Card
"We're Always Finishing Each Other's Penises" Valentines Card
"You're My Big Gay Valentine" Valentines Card
"Happy Commercial Love Day" Valentines Card
"You Do Me One Heck of a Feel" Valentines Card
"I Wanna Hug You Under The Clothes" Valentines Card
"I Want To Date The Shit Out Of You" Valentines Card
