"Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card
"Merry Fucking Christmas" Christmas Card
"Jurassic Park" Wedding Card
"I Love The Shit Out of You" Valentines Card
"Ho, Ho, Homo" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday Slut" Birthday Card
"Finger Guns" Birthday Card
"All Time Favourite Penis" Valentines Card
"You'll Do" Valentines Card
"What's For Dinner?" Mother's Day Card
"Much Birthday. Such Celebration. Wow." Birthday Card
"I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentines Card
"Hope Your New Neighbours Aren't Cunts" Housewarming Card
"Happy Birthday You Big Homo" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To You And Your Flat Chest" Birthday Card
"Getting All Married and Shit" Wedding Card
"And I Will Always Love You" Valentines Card
"You're My Favourite Thing To Do" Valentines Card
"You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card
"Merry Fucking Whatever" Christmas Card
"Let's Get Festive As Fuck" Christmas Card
"I Appreciate The Fuck Out Of You" Thank You Card
"Holy Shit, I Love You" Valentines Card
"Happy Birthday Slut Guts" Birthday Card
"Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card
"Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card
"Dad, You Are My Father" Father's Day Card
"Cheers Cunt" Thank You Card
"Borderline Stalking" Valentines Card
"You're One of My Favourite Parents" Mother's Day Card
"You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card
"Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card
