"Your Body Is Officially Out of it's Warranty Period" Birthday Card
"I Hope You Have an Unprecedented Birthday" Birthday Card
"Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card
"No Floods, Bushfires or COVID-19" Christmas Card
"Isn't Maternity Leave Just a 6 Month Holiday?" Newborn Card
"A Moment of Silence For Your Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card
"Congrats on Your New Skin Dog" Newborn Card
"Today You are a Qualified Bitch" Congratulations Card
"Today You are a Qualified Cunt" Congratulations Card
"You Finished Uni Before Uni Finished You" Congratulations Card
"Card Because Christmas" Christmas Card
"From One Fabulous Bitch To Another" Christmas Card
"Don't Blame Christmas, You Were Fat in September" Christmas Card
"Your Present Is Still In The Mail" Christmas Card
"The Birth of Santa" Christmas Card
"Let's Get Through This Christmas Bullshit" Christmas Card
"I Don't Have a Job" Christmas Card
"Won't Turn Down a Good Red Wine" Christmas Card
"All I Want For Christmas Is Money" Christmas Card
"Let's Have a Kmart Christmas" Christmas Card
"Yule Do" Christmas Card
"'Tis The Season To Do Molly" Christmas Card
"You Need Jesus This Christmas" Christmas Card
"Don't Be a Karen This Christmas" Christmas Card
"Christmas Can Lick My Baubles" Christmas Card
"Beginning To Cost a Lot Like Christmas" Christmas Card
"Fruit Cake Sucks Dick" Christmas Card
"Reuse The Wrapping Paper" Christmas Card
"Merry Christmas To You and Your Seasonal Depression" Christmas Card
"Santa's Watching You Be a Ho Ho Ho" Christmas Card
"Let's Stay The Fuck Away From Each Other" Christmas Card
"Merry COVIDmas" Christmas Card
