"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card
"I Thought You Were Older" Birthday Card
"Happy Generic, Non-Offensive, Festive Event" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday To You And Your Micro Penis" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Sugar Tits" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Bruh" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Boofhead" Birthday Card
"Fuck All From Santa" Christmas Card
"Ew, You Had Sex With Dad" Mother's Day Card
"The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card
"You're Impossible to Shop For" Birthday Card
"Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much" Father's Day Card
"Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal" Christmas Card
"Mandatory" Birthday Card
"I'm So Freaking Proud of You" Congratulations Card
"Happy Birthday White Trash" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Ranga" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Old Cunt" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Big Tits" Birthday Card
"From One Fabulous Bitch To Another" Christmas Card
"You're Gonna Make the Best Milf" Congratulations Card
"Next Chapter Of Your Life" Birthday Card
"Merry Christmas Bitches" Christmas Card
"I Want You To Murder My Vagina" Valentines Card
"Herpey Birthday" Birthday Card
"Happy Valentine's Day Cunt" Valentines Card
"Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Mole" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To You And Your Latest Chin" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Nutsack" Birthday Card
"Cool Mum" Mother's Day Card
"Are You a Beaver?" Valentines Card
"You're Still Hot, It Just Comes In Flashes Now" Birthday Card
