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"Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good God Split Ya" Farewell Card
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"Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good God Split Ya" Farewell Card

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"What About the Shareholders?" Farewell Card
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"What About the Shareholders?" Farewell Card

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"It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card
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"It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card

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"This Wedding Seems Kinda Gay" Wedding Card
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"This Wedding Seems Kinda Gay" Wedding Card

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"Man Shall Not Lie With Another Man But Go Off" Wedding Card
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"Man Shall Not Lie With Another Man But Go Off" Wedding Card

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"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Wedding Card
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"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Wedding Card

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"Two Cunts Joined Together in Holy Matrimony" Wedding Card
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"Two Cunts Joined Together in Holy Matrimony" Wedding Card

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"A Baby? In This Economy?" Newborn Card
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"A Baby? In This Economy?" Newborn Card

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"Put That Thing Back Where It Came From" Newborn Card
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"Put That Thing Back Where It Came From" Newborn Card

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"Right in the Pussy" Newborn Card
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"Right in the Pussy" Newborn Card

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"Oi Cunt, Give Us Ya Loighter" Greeting Card
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"Oi Cunt, Give Us Ya Loighter" Greeting Card

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"I'm No Gynaecologist, But I Know a Cunt When I See One" Greeting Card
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"I'm No Gynaecologist, But I Know a Cunt When I See One" Greeting Card

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"Greetings From Australia" Greeting Card
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"Greetings From Australia" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday Bad Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Bad Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Muscles" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Muscles" Birthday Card

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"You Really Suck at Dying" Birthday Card
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"You Really Suck at Dying" Birthday Card

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"I Bought You a Goat In Uganda" Birthday Card
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"I Bought You a Goat In Uganda" Birthday Card

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"I've Been Stressing About Your Birthday for 2 Months" Birthday Card
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"I've Been Stressing About Your Birthday for 2 Months" Birthday Card

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"You're an Inspiration at Your Big Age" Birthday Card
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"You're an Inspiration at Your Big Age" Birthday Card

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"In Dog Years, You're a Cunt" Birthday Card
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"In Dog Years, You're a Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday *Cough* Cunt" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday *Cough* Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Cake and Candles, Brother" Birthday Card
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"Cake and Candles, Brother" Birthday Card

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"From One Fabulous Bitch To Another" Birthday Card
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"From One Fabulous Bitch To Another" Birthday Card

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"Haven't Cracked Your First Million" Birthday Card
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"Haven't Cracked Your First Million" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Bestie" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Bestie" Birthday Card

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"You is Rizz'n" Easter Card
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"You is Rizz'n" Easter Card

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"Easter? I Hardly Know Her" Easter Card
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"Easter? I Hardly Know Her" Easter Card

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"Jesus Won't Be The Only One Getting Nailed This Easter" Easter Card
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"Jesus Won't Be The Only One Getting Nailed This Easter" Easter Card

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"Demolish a Kilo of Chocolate" Easter Card
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"Demolish a Kilo of Chocolate" Easter Card

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"Happy Easter You Hot Cross Cunt" Easter Card
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"Happy Easter You Hot Cross Cunt" Easter Card

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"Jesus Died For This?" Easter Card
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"Jesus Died For This?" Easter Card

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"You Got a Cute Face, Chubby Waist, Thick Legs In Shape" Valentines Card

"You Got a Cute Face, Chubby Waist, Thick Legs In Shape" Valentines Card

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"My Butt or Yours?" Valentines Card

"My Butt or Yours?" Valentines Card

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"I'm Not With You For The Money, But It Bloody Helps" Valentines Card

"I'm Not With You For The Money, But It Bloody Helps" Valentines Card

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"How Miserable You Must Have Been Before Meeting Me" Valentines Card

"How Miserable You Must Have Been Before Meeting Me" Valentines Card

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"I'm Investing In This Pussy" Valentines Card

"I'm Investing In This Pussy" Valentines Card

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"I Licked You, So You Are Mine" Valentines Card

"I Licked You, So You Are Mine" Valentines Card

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"My Lower Extremity Yearns For You" Valentines Card

"My Lower Extremity Yearns For You" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Run Away With You for a Sensible Amount of Time" Valentines Card

"I Wanna Run Away With You for a Sensible Amount of Time" Valentines Card

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"I'd Totally Give You a Blowie Behind the Bike Racks" Valentines Card

"I'd Totally Give You a Blowie Behind the Bike Racks" Valentines Card

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"Butterflies in My Stomach" Valentines Card

"Butterflies in My Stomach" Valentines Card

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"Romance is Dead?" Valentines Card

"Romance is Dead?" Valentines Card

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"Your Farts Could Strip Paint Off The Walls" Valentines Card

"Your Farts Could Strip Paint Off The Walls" Valentines Card

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"You're The Rarest I've Ever Pulled" Valentines Card

"You're The Rarest I've Ever Pulled" Valentines Card

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"Cheers for the 'Gasms" Valentines Card

"Cheers for the 'Gasms" Valentines Card

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"Thanks for the Orgasms" Valentines Card

"Thanks for the Orgasms" Valentines Card

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"Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Warhammer" Valentines Card

"Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Warhammer" Valentines Card

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"Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Pokémon Cards" Valentines Card

"Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Pokémon Cards" Valentines Card

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"Love of My Life and Pain in My Ass" Valentines Card

"Love of My Life and Pain in My Ass" Valentines Card

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"I'll Always Welcome You With Open Arms" Valentines Card

"I'll Always Welcome You With Open Arms" Valentines Card

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