"Holy Shit, I Love You" Valentines Card
"You Are Worth All The Bullshit" Valentines Card
"And I Will Always Love You" Valentines Card
"Happy Valentine's Day Cunt" Valentines Card
"Borderline Stalking" Valentines Card
"I'm So Glad I Snatched You From The Cradle" Valentines Card
"You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card
"You're My Fucking Valentine" Valentines Card
"Started Out With a Kiss" Valentines Card
"I Want You To Murder My Vagina" Valentines Card
"Butter My Muffin" Pin Badge
"Mr Right" Pin Badge
"Cupid's a Cunt" Pin Badge
"Love Is Dead" Pin Badge
"All Loved Up" Pin Badge
"It's a Shame We Met On Grindr" Valentines Card
"In Possession of Swollen Goods" Valentines Card
"I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentines Card
"Happy Valentine's Day Stud" Valentines Card
"I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card
"Are You a Beaver?" Valentines Card
"I Love Your Fucking Guts" Valentines Card
"I Love The Shit Out of You" Valentines Card
"Let's Watch Disney and Fuck" Valentines Card
"You're My Favourite Thing To Do" Valentines Card
"I've Assigned Myself To Butter Your Muffin" Valentines Card
"You'll Do" Valentines Card
"I Love You To Bits" Valentines Card
"I Sense a Great Disturbance" Valentines Card
"I Swiped Right For This" Valentines Card
"You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card
"What The Fuck, I Love You" Valentines Card
