"And I Will Always Love You" Valentines Card
"All Time Favourite Penis" Valentines Card
"I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentines Card
"You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card
"Shit Turns Out I Like You More Than I Planned" Valentines Card
"I Love The Shit Out of You" Valentines Card
"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card
"You'll Do" Valentines Card
"You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card
"You're My Favourite Thing To Do" Valentines Card
"Borderline Stalking" Valentines Card
"Holy Shit, I Love You" Valentines Card
"Happy Valentine's Day Cunt" Valentines Card
"I Want You To Murder My Vagina" Valentines Card
"Are You a Beaver?" Valentines Card
"Never Leave Me, Cause I'll Find You" Valentines Card
"It's a Shame We Met On Grindr" Valentines Card
"Shantay, You Stay" Greeting Card
"I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card
"I'm So Glad I Snatched You From The Cradle" Valentines Card
"Started Out With a Kiss" Valentines Card
"You Moisten Me" Valentines Card
"In Possession of Swollen Goods" Valentines Card
"You Warm My Cold, Dead Soul" Valentines Card
"I Love You And Your Big ... Personality" Valentines Card
"You Bring Out The Hoe In Me" Valentines Card
"Let's Grow Old and Belligerent Together" Valentines Card
"I Swiped Right For This" Valentines Card
"I'm So Glad I Ignored All The Red Flags" Valentines Card
"Extremely Available" Pin Badge
"You Repulse Me The Least" Valentines Card
"Let's Watch Harry Potter and Fuck" Valentines Card
