"To The Luckiest Girl On The Planet" Valentines Card
"To The Luckiest Boy On The Planet" Valentines Card
"I Waxed For This" Valentines Card
"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card
"You Moisten Me" Valentines Card
"I've Been Missing Your Strawberry Kisses" Valentines Card
"I Bagged a Total Hottie" Valentines Card
"I Wanna Orbit Uranus" Valentines Card
"I Got Issues and One of Them is Owbadineedjah" Valentines Card
"If I Die In Your Arms Tonight, Call 000" Valentines Card
"Never Leave Me, Cause I'll Find You" Valentines Card
"Let's Be Lonely Together" Valentines Card
"Let's Grow Old and Belligerent Together" Valentines Card
"You're a Regulation Hottie" Valentines Card
"Let's Free Our Nipples" Valentines Card
"Let's Get Our Stories Straight" Valentines Card
"I Love You, No Homo" Valentines Card
"Let's Lie About How We Met" Valentines Card
"Shantay, You Stay" Greeting Card
"Thanks For Being My Beard" Valentines Card
"To a Whale of a Wife" Valentines Card
"We're Tight" Valentines Card
"I Love You *Screams Internally*" Valentines Card
"Diggin' Your Far Out Vibe" Valentines Card
"When I First Saw You It Was GG" Valentines Card
"You Float My Boat" Valentines Card
"You Have My Heart" Valentines Card
"You Make Me Happy In My Pants" Valentines Card
"You Make My Heart Lag" Valentines Card
"You Put a Cat Amongst My Pigeons" Valentines Card
"You Tickle Me Pink" Valentines Card
"You Tickle My Fancy" Valentines Card
