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Valentine's Day

Who needs hearts and flowers? Dive into our 200+ card collection of Valentine's Day cards – the antidote to cheesy romance. We've got sass, wit, and enough laughs to make Cupid jealous. Choose a card that says, 'I love you' and gets them snorting at the same time, because who said love can't have a punchline?

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"You Make My Chasm Spasm" Valentines Card

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"Your Farts Could Strip Paint Off The Walls" Valentines Card

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"A Shoulder To Lay Your Legs On" Valentines Card

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"Holy Shit, I Love You" Valentines Card

"Holy Shit, I Love You" Valentines Card

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"You're My Cup of Tea" Valentines Card

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"I'll Always Welcome You With Open Arms" Valentines Card

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"I Know This Is Going To Make Your Day Infinitely More Stressful" Valentines Card

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"Happy Valentine's Day Bitch" Valentines Card

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"You're Going The Right Way For a Smacked Bottom" Valentines Card

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"Let's Grow Old and Belligerent Together" Valentines Card

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"I Jizzed In My Pants" Valentines Card

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"You're Pretty Fly For a White Guy" Valentines Card

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"I Love You And Your Big ... Personality" Valentines Card

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"Love of My Life and Pain in My Ass" Valentines Card

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"Dealing With Some Wet-Ass Pussy" Valentines Card

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"Clothes Are 100% Off Tonight" Valentines Card

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"I Got a Sickness For Your Thiccness" Valentines Card

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"Never Leave Me, Cause I'll Find You" Valentines Card

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"I'd Totally Give You a Blowie Behind the Bike Racks" Valentines Card

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"Til Suspicious Death Do Us Part" Valentines Card

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"I Deleted Tinder For You" Valentines Card

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"I Swiped Right For This" Valentines Card

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"I Love You Just Slightly More Than My PlayStation 5" Valentines Card

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"Thanks For Staying Sober For 9 Months" Mother's Day Card

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"Tonight's Going To Be Rated MA" Valentines Card

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"Are You a Beaver?" Valentines Card

"Are You a Beaver?" Valentines Card

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"I Got You a Thing" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Thing" Greeting Card

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"Mind the Age Gap" Valentines Card

"Mind the Age Gap" Valentines Card

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"Let's Watch Netflix and Fuck" Valentines Card

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"You're Like Top Tier Pussy To Me" Valentines Card

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"Will You Brie Mine?" Valentines Card

"Will You Brie Mine?" Valentines Card

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"Happy Commercial Love Day" Valentines Card

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"I Love Your Fucking Guts" Valentines Card

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"So What Are We?" Valentines Card

"So What Are We?" Valentines Card

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"You're Not a Puppy, But You'll Have To Do" Valentines Card

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"Lucky You're With Amy" Valentines Card

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"I Love You More Than The Scooby Doo Spooky Coaster" Valentines Card

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"You're The Tradie Who Got The Lady" Valentines Card

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"I Love You, Yes Homo" Valentines Card

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"You Could Really Do A Lot Worse" Valentines Card

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"We're Getting Drive-Thru and We're Doing It Twice" Valentines Card

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"You Are Worth All The Bullshit" Valentines Card

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"It's a Shame We Met On Grindr" Valentines Card

"It's a Shame We Met On Grindr" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Run Away With You for a Sensible Amount of Time" Valentines Card

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"Let's Do Something Unholy Tonight" Valentines Card

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"You Bring Out The Hoe In Me" Valentines Card

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"You're A Mess But I Love You" Valentines Card

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"I Didn't Want My Guts in That Order Anyway" Valentines Card

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"I'm For Your Thighs Only" Valentines Card

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"Tonight You're Getting Dinner and a Blow" Valentines Card

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