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Valentine's Day

Who needs hearts and flowers? Dive into our 200+ card collection of Valentine's Day cards – the antidote to cheesy romance. We've got sass, wit, and enough laughs to make Cupid jealous. Choose a card that says, 'I love you' and gets them snorting at the same time, because who said love can't have a punchline?

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"You. Me. Bedroom. Now." Valentines Card

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"You've Got a Butt That Won't Quit" Valentines Card

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"Can I Slytherin your Hufflepuff?" Valentines Card

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"I Love You, No Homo" Valentines Card

"I Love You, No Homo" Valentines Card

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"You Float My Boat" Valentines Card

"You Float My Boat" Valentines Card

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"You Make Me Happy In My Pants" Valentines Card

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"My Butt or Yours?" Valentines Card

"My Butt or Yours?" Valentines Card

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"I'm Not With You For The Money, But It Bloody Helps" Valentines Card

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"Cheers for the 'Gasms" Valentines Card

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"This Card Is What 7 Inches Actually Looks Like" Greeting Card

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"You Cheated On Me In a Dream" Valentines Card

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"I Want Your Stimulus Package" Valentines Card

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"In Possession of Swollen Goods" Valentines Card

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"I've Assigned Myself To Butter Your Muffin" Valentines Card

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"You Warm My Cold, Dead Soul" Valentines Card

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"My Lower Extremity Yearns For You" Valentines Card

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"Thanks for the Orgasms" Valentines Card

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"You Brick Me Up" Valentines Card

"You Brick Me Up" Valentines Card

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"Time To Spank That Big Butt of Yours" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Respect You So Hard" Valentines Card

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"Isn't It Great We Hate The Same Things" Valentines Card

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"There Will Be No Safe Word Tonight" Valentines Card

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"When I First Saw You It Was GG" Valentines Card

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"Romance is Dead?" Valentines Card

"Romance is Dead?" Valentines Card

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"Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Pokémon Cards" Valentines Card

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"Do You Need Head?" Valentines Card

"Do You Need Head?" Valentines Card

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"I've Been Drinking Pineapple Juice All Week" Valentines Card

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"You're So Gay" Valentines Card

"You're So Gay" Valentines Card

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"You Really Activate My Almonds" Valentines Card

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"I Promise The Best Is On It's Way" Valentines Card

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"I Love You, Ergh Cringe" Valentines Card

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"Dream Date, Warming My Cold Feet On Your Body" Valentines Card

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"You're a Trainwreck But You're My Trainwreck" Valentines Card

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"Happy Valentine's Day To My Domestic Partner" Valentines Card

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"I Can't See Me Loving Nobody But You" Valentines Card

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"You Can Open My Chamber Of Secrets" Valentines Card

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"I Love You To Bits" Valentines Card

"I Love You To Bits" Valentines Card

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"I'm Investing In This Pussy" Valentines Card

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"I Already Checked, We Aren't Related" Valentines Card

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"You Really Steam My Greens" Valentines Card

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"Tonight Can You Show Me How Babies Are Made" Valentines Card

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"You're The Yote To My Yeet" Valentines Card

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"Continue Looking at Our Phones" Valentines Card

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"You're a Pure White Rose in a River of Shit and Piss" Valentines Card

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"I'm Your Happy Meal" Valentines Card

"I'm Your Happy Meal" Valentines Card

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"I Deleted Grindr For You" Valentines Card

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"You're Still Punchin'" Valentines Card

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"I Sense a Great Disturbance" Valentines Card

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"You're My Fucking Valentine" Valentines Card

"You're My Fucking Valentine" Valentines Card

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"You Fill My Cup" Valentines Card

"You Fill My Cup" Valentines Card

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