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Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"But Can You Play Wonderwall" Birthday Card

"But Can You Play Wonderwall" Birthday Card

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"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

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"You're My Right Hand Nan" Greeting Card

"You're My Right Hand Nan" Greeting Card

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"OK Boomer" Greeting Card

"OK Boomer" Greeting Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't Smashed Avo On Toast" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't Smashed Avo On Toast" Greeting Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

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"I Hope Your God Approves of this Card" Greeting Card

"I Hope Your God Approves of this Card" Greeting Card

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"Enjoy This Pathetic Piece of Folded Card" Greeting Card

"Enjoy This Pathetic Piece of Folded Card" Greeting Card

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"Probably Think This Card Is About You" Greeting Card

"Probably Think This Card Is About You" Greeting Card

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"Naughty Girl With a Bad Habit For Drugs" Greeting Card

"Naughty Girl With a Bad Habit For Drugs" Greeting Card

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"Put a Shirt On For Christ's Sake" Greeting Card

"Put a Shirt On For Christ's Sake" Greeting Card

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"This Marks The End of Your Flop Era" Greeting Card

"This Marks The End of Your Flop Era" Greeting Card

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"Hey Siri, Find Me a Crappy, Last Minute" Greeting Card

"Hey Siri, Find Me a Crappy, Last Minute" Greeting Card

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"They Always Tell Us to Shop Small, So This is All I Bought" Greeting Card

"They Always Tell Us to Shop Small, So This is All I Bought" Greeting Card

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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

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"Disappoint You One Last Time" Greeting Card

"Disappoint You One Last Time" Greeting Card

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"You Don't Look a Day Over __" Birthday Card

"You Don't Look a Day Over __" Birthday Card

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"Another Year, Another Birthday" Birthday Card

"Another Year, Another Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday *Headbangs*" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday *Headbangs*" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Hoe" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Hoe" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Boofhead" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Boofhead" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Smart-Ass" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Smart-Ass" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Shit For Brains" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Shit For Brains" Birthday Card

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"Bleak, Barren Wasteland" Birthday Card

"Bleak, Barren Wasteland" Birthday Card

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"Herpey Birthday" Birthday Card

"Herpey Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

"Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

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"Second Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

"Second Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Smelly Hippy" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Smelly Hippy" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Narcissistic Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Narcissistic Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Wanker" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Wanker" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Little Dick" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Little Dick" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Twat" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Twat" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Knob" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Knob" Birthday Card

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"Didn't You Have a Birthday Last Year" Birthday Card

"Didn't You Have a Birthday Last Year" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard" Birthday Card

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"Much Birthday. Such Celebration. Wow." Birthday Card

"Much Birthday. Such Celebration. Wow." Birthday Card

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"Maximum Birthday" Birthday Card

"Maximum Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Sweetie Darling" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Sweetie Darling" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Miserable Bastard" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Miserable Bastard" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You And Your Flat Chest" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You And Your Flat Chest" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You And Your Shitty Life" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You And Your Shitty Life" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You And Your Micro Penis" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You And Your Micro Penis" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Bruh" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Bruh" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Old Tart" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Old Tart" Birthday Card

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"Holy Shit, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Holy Shit, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Bellend" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Bellend" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Rug Muncher" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Rug Muncher" Birthday Card

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"You're __. Time To Grow The Fuck Up" Birthday Card

"You're __. Time To Grow The Fuck Up" Birthday Card

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