"Holy Shit, I Love You" Valentines Card

"You Are Worth All The Bullshit" Valentines Card

"And I Will Always Love You" Valentines Card

"Happy Valentine's Day Cunt" Valentines Card

"Borderline Stalking" Valentines Card

"I'm So Glad I Snatched You From The Cradle" Valentines Card

"You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card

"You're My Fucking Valentine" Valentines Card

"Started Out With a Kiss" Valentines Card

"I Want You To Murder My Vagina" Valentines Card

"Sorry, Your Bloodline Ends With Me" Father's Day Card

"This Card Could've Been a Txt Message" Greeting Card

"Happy Birthday to my TikTok Cameraman" Birthday Card

"This Day is a Bleak Reminder of Your Solidarity" Valentines Card

"You're My Coping Mechanism" Valentines Card

"I Want Your Cooties" Valentines Card

"I Love You More Than Scooby Doo Spooky Coaster" Valentines Card

"I Love You Just Slightly Less Than My PlayStation 5" Valentines Card

"The Only Thing Saving This Year Is You" Valentines Card

"You Passed My Strict Vibe Check" Valentines Card

"Christ You're Old" Birthday Card

"The Older You Are The Hard You Have To Blow" Birthday Card

"Finger Guns" Birthday Card

"The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card

"Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card

"You're Still Hot, It Just Comes In Flashes Now" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

"Herpey Birthday" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Cunt" Birthday Card

"Cunt" Pin Badge

"Happy Fucking Whatever" Celebration Card

"You Can't Buy This at Kmart" Greeting Card

"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Thank You Card

"Gay" Fridge Magnet

"You're Getting Gay Married" Wedding Card

"It's a Shame We Met On Grindr" Valentines Card

"I Love You, Yes Homo" Valentines Card

"You're So Gay" Greeting Card

"Congrats, You're Hitched" Wedding Card

"Getting All Married and Shit" Wedding Card

"Two Grooms Are Better Than One" Wedding Card

"Two Brides Are Better Than One" Wedding Card

"Jurassic Park" Wedding Card

"You Guys Make Me Sick" Wedding Card

"Fight Like a Married Couple For Reals" Engagement Card

"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Pin Badge

"Husband Material" Pin Badge

"This Wedding is Horseshit" Pin Badge

"Birthday Bitch" Pin Badge

"Birthday Cunt" Pin Badge

"Move, I'm Gay" Pin Badge

"Prefers the Company of Cats" Pin Badge

"Let Me Overthink About It" Pin Badge

"Thank U, Next" Pin Badge

"Calm Down Cunts" Pin Badge

"*Finger Guns*" Pin Badge

"Kmart Queen" Pin Badge

"Allergic To Cunts" Pin Badge

"Pay These Fucking Bills" Fridge Magnet

"Shut The Fridge Door" Fridge Magnet

"Walk Away Fatty" Fridge Magnet

"Uber Eats?" Fridge Magnet

"Not Today Satan" Fridge Magnet

"Make Tacos Not War" Fridge Magnet

"Walk Away and Nobody Gets Fat" Fridge Magnet

"Bugger The Diet" Fridge Magnet

"Yass" Fridge Magnet

"Maccas Run?" Fridge Magnet

Custom Made Greeting Card

Custom Made Pin Badge

Custom Made Fridge Magnet