"Christ You're Old" Birthday Card

"The Older You Get The Harder You Have To Blow" Birthday Card

"Finger Guns" Birthday Card

"The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card

"Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card

"You're Still Hot, It Just Comes In Flashes Now" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

"Some Would Say You're a Hero" Encouragement Card

"You're Doing Great Sweetie" Encouragement Card

"Good Luck With Whatever It Is You Are Doing" Encouragement Card

"Blame Your Dumb Ass on Baby Brain" Newborn Card

"Walk Away and Nobody Gets Fat" Fridge Magnet

"Bugger The Diet" Fridge Magnet

"Shut The Fridge Door" Fridge Magnet

"Walk Away Fatty" Fridge Magnet

"Eat Breakfast You Dick" Fridge Magnet

"Drink Water You Bitch" Fridge Magnet

"Uber Eats?" Fridge Magnet

"Maccas Run?" Fridge Magnet

"Birthday Bitch" Pin Badge

"Birthday Cunt" Pin Badge

"Birthday Person" Pin Badge

"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Pin Badge

"Move, I'm Gay" Pin Badge

"Kmart Queen" Pin Badge

"Gay" Pin Badge

"Cunt Intolerant" Pin Badge