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brand new valentine's day.

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"I Promise The Best Is On It's Way" Valentines Card

"I Promise The Best Is On It's Way" Valentines Card
"You Cheated On Me In a Dream" Valentines Card

"You Cheated On Me In a Dream" Valentines Card
"Are You a Myocardial Infarction?" Valentines Card

"Are You a Myocardial Infarction?" Valentines Card
"You Make My Chasm Spasm" Valentines Card

"You Make My Chasm Spasm" Valentines Card
"You're Not a Puppy, But You'll Have To Do" Valentines Card

"You're Not a Puppy, But You'll Have To Do" Valentines Card
"Get Back In The Kitchen" Valentines Card

"Get Back In The Kitchen" Valentines Card
"You're Like a Work of Art" Valentines Card

"You're Like a Work of Art" Valentines Card
"Thanks For Being My Dopamine Dealer" Valentines Card

"Thanks For Being My Dopamine Dealer" Valentines Card
"Dream Date, Warming My Cold Feet On Your Body" Valentines Card

"Dream Date, Warming My Cold Feet On Your Body" Valentines Card
"I Fucking Love Us" Valentines Card

"I Fucking Love Us" Valentines Card

happy commercial love day.

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"All Time Favourite Penis" Valentines Card

"All Time Favourite Penis" Valentines Card
"And I Will Always Love You" Valentines Card

"And I Will Always Love You" Valentines Card
"I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentines Card

"I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentines Card
"You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card

"You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card
"Shit Turns Out I Like You More Than I Planned" Valentines Card

"Shit Turns Out I Like You More Than I Planned" Valentines Card
"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card

"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card
"I Love The Shit Out of You" Valentines Card

"I Love The Shit Out of You" Valentines Card
"You'll Do" Valentines Card

"You'll Do" Valentines Card
"You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card

"You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card
"You're My Favourite Thing To Do" Valentines Card

"You're My Favourite Thing To Do" Valentines Card

you're my gay valentine.

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"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card

"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card
"There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card

"There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card
"It's a Shame We Met On Grindr" Valentines Card

"It's a Shame We Met On Grindr" Valentines Card
"I Love You, No Homo" Valentines Card

"I Love You, No Homo" Valentines Card
"You're My Big Gay Valentine" Valentines Card

"You're My Big Gay Valentine" Valentines Card

a card for every occasion.

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iconic birthday cards.

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"Christ You're Old" Birthday Card

"Christ You're Old" Birthday Card
"The Older You Get The Harder You Have To Blow" Birthday Card

"The Older You Get The Harder You Have To Blow" Birthday Card
"Finger Guns" Birthday Card

"Finger Guns" Birthday Card
"The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card

"The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card
"Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card

"Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card
"You're Still Hot, It Just Comes In Flashes Now" Birthday Card

"You're Still Hot, It Just Comes In Flashes Now" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card
"One Year Older And Still A Cunt" Birthday Card

"One Year Older And Still A Cunt" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Cunt" Birthday Card

new releases.

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"Waxed, Vaxxed and Ready For The Apps" Pin Badge

"Waxed, Vaxxed and Ready For The Apps" Pin Badge
"Waxed and Vaxxed" Pin Badge

"Waxed and Vaxxed" Pin Badge
"This Girl is On Pfizer" Pin Badge

"This Girl is On Pfizer" Pin Badge
"What Are You Doing Step Bro?" Pin Badge

"What Are You Doing Step Bro?" Pin Badge
"Step Bro" Pin Badge

"Step Bro" Pin Badge

fancy up your fridge.

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"Walk Away and Nobody Gets Fat" Fridge Magnet

"Walk Away and Nobody Gets Fat" Fridge Magnet
"Bugger The Diet" Fridge Magnet

"Bugger The Diet" Fridge Magnet
"Shut The Fridge Door" Fridge Magnet

"Shut The Fridge Door" Fridge Magnet
"Walk Away Fatty" Fridge Magnet

"Walk Away Fatty" Fridge Magnet
"Eat Breakfast You Dick" Fridge Magnet

"Eat Breakfast You Dick" Fridge Magnet
"Drink Water You Bitch" Fridge Magnet

"Drink Water You Bitch" Fridge Magnet
"Uber Eats?" Fridge Magnet

"Uber Eats?" Fridge Magnet
"Maccas Run?" Fridge Magnet

"Maccas Run?" Fridge Magnet

put a pin on it.

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"Birthday Bitch" Pin Badge

"Birthday Bitch" Pin Badge
"Birthday Cunt" Pin Badge

"Birthday Cunt" Pin Badge
"Birthday Person" Pin Badge

"Birthday Person" Pin Badge
"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Pin Badge

"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Pin Badge
"Move, I'm Gay" Pin Badge

"Move, I'm Gay" Pin Badge
"Kmart Queen" Pin Badge

"Kmart Queen" Pin Badge
"Gay" Pin Badge

"Gay" Pin Badge
"Cunt Intolerant" Pin Badge

"Cunt Intolerant" Pin Badge

it's wedding season!

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"Congrats, You're Hitched" Wedding Card

"Congrats, You're Hitched" Wedding Card
"Getting All Married and Shit" Wedding Card

"Getting All Married and Shit" Wedding Card
"Two Grooms Are Better Than One" Wedding Card

"Two Grooms Are Better Than One" Wedding Card
"Two Brides Are Better Than One" Wedding Card

"Two Brides Are Better Than One" Wedding Card
"Jurassic Park" Wedding Card

"Jurassic Park" Wedding Card