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Birthday

Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"Happy Birthday You Diabetic Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Diabetic Prick" Birthday Card

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"Time to Increase Your Life Insurance" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Sad Old Spinster" Birthday Card

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"Don't Listen To Them, You Don't Look That Old" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Appalling Spelling" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Me: Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

"Me: Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Goddamn Beautiful Disaster" Birthday Card

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"Halfway To Being a 40 Year Old Virgin" Birthday Card

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"Happy __ Something" Birthday Card

"Happy __ Something" Birthday Card

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"Full Disclosure, I Forgot" Birthday Card

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"I Sanitised Your Present, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To The Fruit of My Loins" Birthday Card

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"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to The Heir to My Vast Fortune" Birthday Card

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"Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card

"Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card

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"I Hope You Have an Unprecedented Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Your Body Is Officially Out of it's Warranty Period" Birthday Card

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"Big Tit Energy" Birthday Card

"Big Tit Energy" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to My TikTok Cameraman" Birthday Card

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"Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card

"Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card

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"If You Were A Dog, You'd Be Dead" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card

"Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card

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"Statistically Your Life Is Half Over" Birthday Card

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"Happy _0th, Clock's Ticking" Birthday Card

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"Halfway To 100" Birthday Card

"Halfway To 100" Birthday Card

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"I Spray Tanned For This?" Celebration Card

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"I Got You a Thing" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Thing" Greeting Card

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"You Can't Buy This at Kmart" Greeting Card

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"We're Too Old For This Shit" Celebration Card

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"Happy Birthday To You And Your Back Rolls" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Bird Turd" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Debbie Downer" Birthday Card

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"Bullshit, You're _0?" Birthday Card

"Bullshit, You're _0?" Birthday Card

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"Always All About You Isn't It You Selfish Prick" Greeting Card

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"You're Openly Grey" Birthday Card

"You're Openly Grey" Birthday Card

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"Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"This Card Was All Your Birthday Budget Could Afford" Birthday Card

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"Let's Aim For No Police Involvement Tonight" Celebration Card

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"I Hope There's a PokéStop At This Party" Celebration Card

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"You Kept It Alive For a Whole Year" Newborn Card

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"I Hope The Pollen Count Is Low At This Party" Celebration Card

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"I Hope This Party Has Good Lighting" Celebration Card

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"I Hope There's Air Con At This Party" Celebration Card

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"I Hope There's a Good Nibbly Table At This Party" Celebration Card

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"I Hope There's a Cob Loaf At This Party" Celebration Card

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"I Hope You Like My Gift, No Worries If Not" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday You Simp" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Camp Cow" Birthday Card

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