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Birthday

Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"Doesn't Matter How Old You Get, You're Still Boring" Birthday Card

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"Buying Candles For Your Cake Nearly Bankrupted Me" Birthday Card

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"Gosh, It's Like Jurassic Park Around Here" Birthday Card

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"Gosh, It's Like The Land Before Time Around Here" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to my Favourite Nephew" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to my Favourite Niece" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Tired Cunt" Birthday Card

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"No Birthday, Only Khlav Khalash" Birthday Card

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"Ohrr Norrho, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Technically, You're Dead in Gay Years" Birthday Card

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"You're 30 Today? *Gay Gasp*" Birthday Card

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"I Hope You Get a Hot Chook For Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card

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"You're Officially Too Old For Leo" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Pretty Privilege" Birthday Card

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"I Need The Name of The Demon You Made a Deal With" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Bestie From Another Testie" Birthday Card

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"All The Proper Morons Are Born In July" Birthday Card

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"Sorry, I Sold Ad Space On Your Birthday Card" Birthday Card

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"Start Your Birthday Off With a Dicken's Cider" Birthday Card

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"Court Dismissed, Bring In The Dancing Lobsters" Birthday Card

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"Happy Turty Turd Birthday You Irish Bastard" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Dog Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Geezer" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Geezer" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Posture" Birthday Card

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"Happy Girthday Big Dick" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Roommate From Hell" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" Birthday Card

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"It's Actually Cerulean" Greeting Card

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"This Calls For a Box of Barbecue Shapes" Greeting Card

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"This Card is Noice, It's Different, It's Unusual" Greeting Card

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"You're Not a Housewife, You're a Hornbag" Greeting Card

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"You're Getting Dangerously Close To Beekeeping Age" Birthday Card

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"I Bought Your Present on Temu" Greeting Card

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"Let's Celebrate With a Curry For The Country" Celebration Card

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"Of All The Brothers In The World" Greeting Card

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"I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card

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"Forget The Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card

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"You Levelled Up" Birthday Card

"You Levelled Up" Birthday Card

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"A Birthday? In This Economy?" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To Our Test-Run" Birthday Card

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"Cross Breeze Through The House" Birthday Card

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"It's Giving 'I Forgot Your Birthday'" Birthday Card

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"It's Giving 'I Can't Afford a Real Present'" Birthday Card

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"Your Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday from Pancake Number 2" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Cobber" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Cobber" Birthday Card

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"Happy Balegdah" Birthday Card

"Happy Balegdah" Birthday Card

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"Makin' You a Gemini" Birthday Card

"Makin' You a Gemini" Birthday Card

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