"Adios Bitch" Farewell Card
"Au Revoir Bitch" Farewell Card
"Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card
"Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass" Farewell Card
"Enjoy the Cruise, I'll See You in 20kgs" Farewell Card
"Fuck Off Already" Farewell Card
"Goodbye Tension. Hello Pension" Retirement Card
"Happy Retirement You Old Bitch" Retirement Card
"Happy Retirement You Old Cunt" Retirement Card
"Have a Nice Trip" Farewell Card
"Have a Super Retirement" Retirement Card
"I Hate To See You Leave" Farewell Card
"I Hope You Come Back Less of a Cunt" Farewell Card
"I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses The Point" Friendship Card
"Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card
"Not All Those Who Wander Are Hipster Cunts" Farewell Card
"Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card
"Off You Fuck" Farewell Card
"Remembrall The Good Times We Had" Celebration Card
"Sayonara Bitch" Farewell Card
"Thanks For Not Considering My Abandonment Issues" Farewell Card
"The Legend Has Left The Building" Retirement Card
"The Legend Has Retired" Retirement Card
"The World Won't Know What Hit It" Farewell Card
"We All Thought You Retired Years Ago" Retirement Card
"You Definitely Look Retired" Retirement Card
"You Were Holding This Place Together" Retirement Card
"You're Fucking Retiring" Retirement Card
"You're Really Going Places" Farewell Card
"You've Got a Passport, We Get It" Farewell Card
