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Valentine's Day

Who needs hearts and flowers? Dive into our 200+ card collection of Valentine's Day cards – the antidote to cheesy romance. We've got sass, wit, and enough laughs to make Cupid jealous. Choose a card that says, 'I love you' and gets them snorting at the same time, because who said love can't have a punchline?

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"You're Fucking Fine" Valentines Card

"You're Fucking Fine" Valentines Card

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"I Got Issues and One of Them is Owbadineedjah" Valentines Card

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"Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Warhammer" Valentines Card

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"We Go Together Like Alcohol and Depression" Valentines Card

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"You're My Long Stabby Thing" Valentines Card

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"Hanging Out The Passenger Side" Valentines Card

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"I'll Play My Blue Eyes White _______" Valentines Card

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"You Bring Tears To My Meat Pie" Valentines Card

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"You Survived My Post Nut Clarity" Valentines Card

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"Being With You Is Like My Very Own Squid Game" Valentines Card

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"Tonight You're Getting Dinner and a Ho" Valentines Card

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"You're My Coping Mechanism" Valentines Card

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"I'm In Love With the Shape of You" Valentines Card

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"We're Always Finishing Each Other's Penises" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Hug You Under The Clothes" Valentines Card

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"Happy Valentine's Day Stud" Valentines Card

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"Thanks For Being My Beard" Valentines Card

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"You're My Valentine, You Just Don't Know It" Valentines Card

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"An Unexpected Item In Your Bagging Area" Valentines Card

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"You Sure Beat Choking the Chicken" Valentines Card

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"Your Make-Up is Busted" Valentines Card

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"Send Nudes" Valentines Card

"Send Nudes" Valentines Card

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"#masc4masc" Valentines Card

"#masc4masc" Valentines Card

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"You Resurrect My Hormones" Valentines Card

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"Love Is Visually Impaired" Valentines Card

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"I Only Have Tired, Droopy, Bloodshot Eyes For You" Valentines Card

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"Can I Borrow a Feeling?" Valentines Card

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"I Would Pay Someone to Move Heaven and Earth For You" Valentines Card

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"Asshole To The World, Sweetheart To His Girl" Valentines Card

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"You Survived My Marie Kondo Clean Out" Valentines Card

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"Happy Valentine's Day Loser" Valentines Card

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"You're Not Completely Unhot" Valentines Card

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"Let's Get Our Stories Straight" Valentines Card

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"You Tickle Me Pink" Valentines Card

"You Tickle Me Pink" Valentines Card

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"You're a Regulation Hottie" Valentines Card

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"To The Luckiest Girl On The Planet" Valentines Card

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"I Waxed For This?" Valentines Card

"I Waxed For This?" Valentines Card

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"You Put a Cat Amongst My Pigeons" Valentines Card

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"You Sure Beat Polishing the Pearl" Valentines Card

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"I Found Someone Who Loves Me More Than Myself" Valentines Card

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"I Hate You With Every Fibre of My Being" Valentines Card

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"It's Not a PS5" Valentines Card

"It's Not a PS5" Valentines Card

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"You're Lucky I'm Blind" Valentines Card

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"Get Back In The Kitchen" Valentines Card

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"You Make Something LGBTQI Happen To Me" Valentines Card

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"Lockdown Lover" Valentines Card

"Lockdown Lover" Valentines Card

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"We've Got Our Love Locked Down" Valentines Card

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"We're Always Finishing Each Other's Dinners" Valentines Card

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"This Day is a Bleak Reminder of Your Solidarity" Valentines Card

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"The Only Thing Saving This Year Is You" Valentines Card

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