

GREETING CARDS
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SHIPPING
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ART PRINTS
words for your walls.
Our newest addition to the Greetings From Hell family. Elegant, sophisticated and inspirational are a few words I wouldn't use to describe our prints, but they are colourful and hilarious.
Cyclone Alfred is a bit of a cunt!
What a wild weekend! We’re currently without power which means we can’t fulfill orders from Saturday night (8th March) onwards at this stage. You’re welcome to order and we will fulfill ASAP! We’ll keep this updated when we know more. We’re very sorry for the inconvenience!


Australia's Most Popular Online Greeting Cards Store
Greetings From Hell offers a wide selection of high-quality greetings cards, pin badges, magnets and t-shirts for every occasion. From birthday cards, wedding cards to greeting cards and everything in between, we have the perfect gift for your needs. Our product range is made with premium materials and comes with fast shipping, so you can send the perfect greeting to your loved ones no matter where you are. Plus, with our wide range of customisation options, you can add a personal touch to make it truly one-of-a-kind greeting. Shop now and brighten someone's day with a greeting card or other gift from our online store.
greeting cards.
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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card
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"I'm Emotionally and Sexually Obsessed With You" Valentines Card
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"I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card
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"Thank You *Finger Guns*" Thank You Card
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"Raw. Next Question." Valentines Card
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"Every Now and Then, Someone Amazing Comes Along" Valentines Card
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"I Would Take a Bullet for You, Probably in the Leg" Valentines Card
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"My Favourite Place is With You and Anywhere With Wifi" Valentines Card
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"You Give My Tummy Butterflies" Valentines Card
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"You Give My Stomach Fruit Flies" Valentines Card
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"Are You My Laundry? Because I Should Be Doing You" Valentines Card
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"I Wanna Share All My Special Interests With You Forever" Valentines Card
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"You're So Hot, Just Like Our Dying Planet" Valentines Card
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"I Love You With All of My *Checks Notes* Heart" Valentines Card
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"Good Luck in Economy, You Lanky Cunt" Farewell Card
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"You Leaving Was Not on My Vision Board" Farewell Card
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"You're Dead to Me" Farewell Card
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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card
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extra large greeting cards.
"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Extra Large Greeting Card
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"Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"The Legend Is Leaving The Building" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"We Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"We All Appreciate The Shit Out Of You" Extra Large Thank You Card
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If your card arrives damaged, let us know and we’ll send a replacement with express postage – for FREE!
Need to stock up? Get FREE shipping on your order of $50 or more! (Excludes T-Shirts)
Oh no! They didn't love your card? If your card didn't make their day, let us know and your next card is FREE!
pin badges.
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"It's My Birthday Bitches" Pin Badge
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"Sounds Like a You Problem" Pin Badge
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"It's My Birthday Cunts" Pin Badge
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"Tinsel Tits" Pin Badge
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"Not Here to Fuck Spiders" Pin Badge
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"Shit Cunt" Pin Badge
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"Ho Ho Holding It Together" Pin Badge
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fridge magnets.
"Not Here to Fuck Spiders" Fridge Magnet
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"Don't Be a Cunt Today" Fridge Magnet
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"Drink Water, Bitch" Fridge Magnet
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"What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Fridge Magnet
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"Yeah, Nah" Fridge Magnet
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"Woke Up Awesome Again" Fridge Magnet
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"Massive Cunt" Fridge Magnet
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"All Oopsies, No Daisies" Fridge Magnet
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"Act Your Wage" Fridge Magnet
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"Big Water Sign Energy" Fridge Magnet
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"Cis White Gay Man of the Year" Fridge Magnet
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"Take It Easy" Fridge Magnet
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"Talk Shit, Get Hit" Fridge Magnet
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"How Ya Goin?" Fridge Magnet
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"Zoomer" Fridge Magnet
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"Trash" Fridge Magnet
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"Please Leave By 9pm" Art Print
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"Yes, I Am High Maintenance" Art Print
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"C'est La Vie Cunt" Art Print
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"Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone" Art Print
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"Not Here To Fuck Spiders" Art Print
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"This Is The Only Thing Not From Kmart" Art Print
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REVIEWS
what our customers are saying about us (to our faces).
My go to cards always.
Wonderful stuff! Great quality card, hilarious and prompt delivery. I’ll be back to order more cards!
Hilarious ... gave this to my boss for his birthday, he laughed and was only a little bit offended :) :)
As a member of a Cheer Up No Troubles Society (CUNTS) I highly recommend these badges to other like minded people. 5 stars!
Great product and fast shipment, great communication.
LOVE these products - Fast shipping, good quality, and every recipient almost falls off their chair laughing. Funny, professional and full of good cheer. Stocking up for the coming year!