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Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"Happy Birthday You Seasoned Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Seasoned Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Raggedy Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Raggedy Bitch" Birthday Card

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"COVID Coat" Birthday Card

"COVID Coat" Birthday Card

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"Time For a Night Cream" Birthday Card

"Time For a Night Cream" Birthday Card

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"Balls Deep in a Stranger" Birthday Card

"Balls Deep in a Stranger" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Inbred Cousin Fucker" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Inbred Cousin Fucker" Birthday Card

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"I Won't Tell Anyone About Your Hemorrhoids" Birthday Card

"I Won't Tell Anyone About Your Hemorrhoids" Birthday Card

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"I Won't Tell Anyone About Your OnlyFans" Birthday Card

"I Won't Tell Anyone About Your OnlyFans" Birthday Card

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"If You Can Smell Toast Let Me Know" Birthday Card

"If You Can Smell Toast Let Me Know" Birthday Card

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"More Like a Tired Old Cock" Birthday Card

"More Like a Tired Old Cock" Birthday Card

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"Annoying Office Phrases" Birthday Card

"Annoying Office Phrases" Birthday Card

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"I Bought This While On-wine Shopping" Greeting Card

"I Bought This While On-wine Shopping" Greeting Card

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"Ew, David" Greeting Card

"Ew, David" Greeting Card

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"Your Bullshit Flawless Complexion" Birthday Card

"Your Bullshit Flawless Complexion" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Work Husband" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Work Husband" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Work Wife" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Work Wife" Birthday Card

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"Birth is a Curse and Existence is a Prison" Birthday Card

"Birth is a Curse and Existence is a Prison" Birthday Card

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"I'm Taking a Plant Cutting On My Way Out" Birthday Card

"I'm Taking a Plant Cutting On My Way Out" Birthday Card

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"Can You Believe We Used To Blow All Over The Cake" Birthday Card

"Can You Believe We Used To Blow All Over The Cake" Birthday Card

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"It's Your Birthday, I Love That For You" Birthday Card

"It's Your Birthday, I Love That For You" Birthday Card

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"Dismantle The Patriarchy For Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Dismantle The Patriarchy For Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Cock-Sucking Lips" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Cock-Sucking Lips" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Punchable Face" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Punchable Face" Birthday Card

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"Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birth-they" Birthday Card

"Happy Birth-they" Birthday Card

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"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card

"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card

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"Two People Had Sex and Now You Gotta Pay Bills" Birthday Card

"Two People Had Sex and Now You Gotta Pay Bills" Birthday Card

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"You're Approaching __, Just From The Wrong Direction" Birthday Card

"You're Approaching __, Just From The Wrong Direction" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bingo Wings" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bingo Wings" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Tin Foil Hat" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Tin Foil Hat" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Ya Gronk" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Ya Gronk" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Ya Grub" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Ya Grub" Birthday Card

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"We're All Dying But Happy Birthday I Guess" Birthday Card

"We're All Dying But Happy Birthday I Guess" Birthday Card

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card

"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card

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"Your Phone Must Be Blowing Up ... Right?" Birthday Card

"Your Phone Must Be Blowing Up ... Right?" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Favourite Diversity Hire" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Favourite Diversity Hire" Birthday Card

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"50 and Not Out" Birthday Card

"50 and Not Out" Birthday Card

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"Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card

"Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Short King" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Short King" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday King" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday King" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Bro and/or Brah" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Bro and/or Brah" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Iconic Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Iconic Bitch" Birthday Card

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"We Stan an Ageing Queen" Birthday Card

"We Stan an Ageing Queen" Birthday Card

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"Born On April Fool's Day" Birthday Card

"Born On April Fool's Day" Birthday Card

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"Your Birthday Is Low Key Serving" Birthday Card

"Your Birthday Is Low Key Serving" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Fire Crotch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Fire Crotch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Sick Mullet" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Sick Mullet" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Dungeon Master" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Dungeon Master" Birthday Card

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"Cause You're Just a Teenage Dirtbag" Birthday Card

"Cause You're Just a Teenage Dirtbag" Birthday Card

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"Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

"Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

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