Birthday Cards They'll Love - Greetings From Hell

Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"The Grim Reaper Just Left a Voicemail" Birthday Card

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"__ Years Old and Still a Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

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"50 and Freakin' Fabulous" Birthday Card

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"60 Is The New Nothing, It's Just Fucking Old" Birthday Card

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"You're 18 and Officially Not Our Problem Anymore" Birthday Card

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"You Can Be Tried as an Adult In a Court of Law" Birthday Card

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"Happy (And I Cannot Stress This Enough) Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Indoor Plant Obsession" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Dad Bod" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Child Bearing Hips" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Cankles" Birthday Card

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"Holy Shit You Got Old" Birthday Card

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"It's Only Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Irritable Bowels" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your 1000 Pillows on the Bed" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Jhorts" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Killer Rack" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Extensive Property Portfolio" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Shithead" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Leadfoot" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Lanky Prick" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Clumsy Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Wilhelm Scream" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your White Privilege" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Receding Hairline" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Sock Tan" Birthday Card

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"As Per My Last Email, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bolt Ons" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Low Iron Levels" Birthday Card

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"Another Lap Around The Sun" Birthday Card

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"Typical Aries" Birthday Card

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"Oh You Were Born in November?" Birthday Card

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"It's Your Bbiirrtthh-day, Duh" Birthday Card

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"Happy [Redacted] Birthday You Giant [Redacted]" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Sexy Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Drunk Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Saggy Tits" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Pothead" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to My Much, Much Older Sister" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Cough Slut" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Pouts Lips" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Pomme Bastard" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Tiny Bladder" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Left-Handed Prick" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Deaf Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Crap Immune System" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Inferior Digestive System" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Knees" Birthday Card

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"Pathetic Piece of Folded Card" Birthday Card

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"How Disinterested I Am In Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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