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Birthday

Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"Christ You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

"Christ You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

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"The Older You Get The Harder You Have To Blow" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card

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"The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card

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"Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card

"Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card

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"You're Still Hot, It Just Comes In Flashes Now" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

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"One Year Older And Still A Cunt" Birthday Card

"One Year Older And Still A Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Cunt" Birthday Card

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"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

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"All Your Personalities" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Dickhead" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Dickhead" Birthday Card

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"At Least Your Jokes Never Get Old" Birthday Card

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"Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card

"Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card

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"You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card

"You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Old Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Old Cunt" Birthday Card

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"I Thought You Were Much Older" Birthday Card

"I Thought You Were Much Older" Birthday Card

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"You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday Slut" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Slut" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Slut Guts" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Shit Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Big Homo" Birthday Card

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"Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card

"Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card

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"Next Chapter Of Your Life" Greeting Card
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"Next Chapter Of Your Life" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Mole" Birthday Card

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"You're Getting Menopause" Birthday Card

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"Mandatory" Birthday Card

"Mandatory" Birthday Card

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"__ Years of Awesome" Birthday Card

"__ Years of Awesome" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Filthy Animal" Birthday Card

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"I Bought This Two Hours Ago" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday To You And Your Latest Chin" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Nutsack" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Fucktard" Birthday Card

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"Let's Make Your Birthday Great Again" Birthday Card

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"You've Reached Your Peak So Young" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Hairy Upper Lip" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Unfinished Abortion" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Old Fart" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Skittle Tits" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Skinny Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Sugar Tits" Birthday Card

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"Make a Wish Bitch" Birthday Card

"Make a Wish Bitch" Birthday Card

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"You're Maturing Nicely" Birthday Card

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"You're Lucky I Even Turned Up" Greeting Card

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"We're Not Close Enough" Greeting Card

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"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card

"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday To You And Your 12 Inch Cock" Birthday Card

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