Greetings

"Always All About You Isn't It You Selfish Prick" Greeting Card

"An Attempt Was Made" Encouragement Card

"Cause You're Just a Teenage Dirtbag" Greeting Card

"Find The Back Door Bitch" Encouragement Card

"Fucking Brave" Encouragement Card

"Get Confident Stupid" Encouragement Card

"Good Luck With Whatever It Is You Are Doing" Encouragement Card

"Had Enough of Your Issues" Greeting Card

"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

"Hate You With Every Fibre of My Being" Greeting Card

"Hey Siri, Find Me a Crappy, Last Minute" Greeting Card

"How You Doin" Get Well Card

"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Thing" Greeting Card

"I Was Going To Buy a House" Greeting Card

"If Britney Can Survive 2007, You Can Survive This" Encouragement Card

"Just Remember First Place is Second Loser" Encouragement Card

"Keep Your Chins Up" Encouragement Card

"Let's Drink Wine & Talk Shit" Greeting Card

"Let's Get Fucked Up" Celebration Card

"Let's Get Pandemic" Celebration Card

"Let's Get Ready To Stumble" Celebration Card

"Luck is for Losers" Encouragement Card

"Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card

"Pour Yourself a Drink, Put On Some Lipstick" Encouragement Card

"Shantay, You Stay" Greeting Card

"Some Would Say You're a Hero" Encouragement Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Bubble Tea" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Double Bacon Cheeseburger" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't A Kale Smoothie" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Pulled Pork Slider" Greeting Card