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    "Poppin' Bottles" Newborn Card

    "Poppin' Bottles" Newborn Card

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    "Birth Control Reminder" Newborn Card

    "Birth Control Reminder" Newborn Card

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    "You've Reproduced" Newborn Card

    "You've Reproduced" Newborn Card

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    "Baby on Board" Newborn Card

    "Baby on Board" Newborn Card

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    "Planning a Pregnancy" Newborn Card

    "Planning a Pregnancy" Newborn Card

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    "How's Things Down There" Newborn Card

    "How's Things Down There" Newborn Card

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    "About 10 Buns In Your Oven" Pregnancy Card

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    "Congrats On Your Little Bundle Of Terror" Newborn Card

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    "Congrats On Your New Baby, See You At 3am" Newborn Card

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    "Congrats on Your New Shit Machine" Newborn Card

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    "You're Gonna Make the Best Milf" Newborn Card

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    "You're Gonna Make The Best Dilf" Newborn Card

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    "Contraception Was Never Your Strong Point" Newborn Card

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    "Ew, You Guys Did It" Newborn Card

    "Ew, You Guys Did It" Newborn Card

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    "It's Finally Acceptable To Eat For Two" Pregnancy Card

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    "Are You Sure It's Not Just Gas?" Pregnancy Card

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    "Thanks for Contributing to the Population Crisis" Newborn Card

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    "You Kept It Alive For a Whole Year" Newborn Card

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    "Sorry Your Baby is a Cunt" Newborn Card

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    "Sorry About Your Bastard Child" Newborn Card

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    "Straight Outta Utero" Newborn Card

    "Straight Outta Utero" Newborn Card

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    "Don't Have Sex. You Will Get Pregnant and Die." Pregnancy Card

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    "The Average Weekly Cost of Having a Baby" Newborn Card

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    "Isn't Maternity Leave Just a 6 Month Holiday?" Newborn Card

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    "Congrats on Your New Skin Dog" Newborn Card

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    "You're IVF-ing Pregnant" Pregnancy Card

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    "The Turkey Baster Worked!" Pregnancy Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a New Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card

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    "A Moment of Silence For Your Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card

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    "He's Definitely A Boy" Newborn Card

    "He's Definitely A Boy" Newborn Card

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    "It's a Boy" Newborn Card

    "It's a Boy" Newborn Card

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    "It's a Girl" Newborn Card

    "It's a Girl" Newborn Card

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    "It's a They" Newborn Card

    "It's a They" Newborn Card

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    "It's a Baby" Newborn Card

    "It's a Baby" Newborn Card

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    "Happy Baby Shower You Big Slut" Pregnancy Card

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    "You're Invited To My Obnoxious White Baby Shower" Pregnancy Card

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    "Happy Surprise Mother's Day" Mother's Day Card

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    "It's Your First Father's Day" Father's Day Card

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    "You're My Baby Daddy" Father's Day Card

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    "Happy Mother's Day You Big Slut" Mother's Day Card

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    "Sorry About The Stretch Marks" Mother's Day Card

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    "Happy Contraception Awareness Day" Greeting Card

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    "Nine Months Sober For This" Mother's Day Card

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    "Your Present Is a Kick To The Liver" Mother's Day Card

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    "You're Gonna Make a Great Grandmother" Mother's Day Card

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    "Blame Your Dumb Ass on Baby Brain" Newborn Card

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    "Pull Out Game: Weak" Father's Day Card

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    "Congrats on the Baby, Your Boobs Look Great" Newborn Card

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    "Should've Kept It In Your Pants Bro" Newborn Card

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    "Should've Closed Your Legs Sis" Newborn Card

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