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Valentine's Day

Who needs hearts and flowers? Dive into our 200+ card collection of Valentine's Day cards – the antidote to cheesy romance. We've got sass, wit, and enough laughs to make Cupid jealous. Choose a card that says, 'I love you' and gets them snorting at the same time, because who said love can't have a punchline?

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"I'd Totally Go Full 'You'" Valentines Card

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"There's No Vaccine For Dat Ass" Valentines Card

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"I Want You To Play With My Ding-a-ling" Valentines Card

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"You're My Big Gay Valentine" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Date The Shit Out Of You" Valentines Card

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"You Spark Joy When I Hold You" Valentines Card

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"Let's Do It Like They Do On The Discovery Channel" Valentines Card

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"You Set My Goblet On Fire" Valentines Card

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"Your Wand Opens My Diagon Alley" Valentines Card

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"You Repulse Me The Least" Valentines Card

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"Let's Never Get a Joint Facebook" Valentines Card

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"To The Luckiest Boy On The Planet" Valentines Card

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"I Love You *Screams Internally*" Valentines Card

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"What The Fuck, I Love You" Valentines Card

"What The Fuck, I Love You" Valentines Card

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"You're The Rarest I've Ever Pulled" Valentines Card

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"Call Heaven to Tell Them an Angel's Missing" Valentines Card

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"You Give My Crotch A Headache" Valentines Card

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"Let's Make God Turn Away In Disgust" Valentines Card

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"What Are We Like" Valentines Card

"What Are We Like" Valentines Card

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"You Passed My Strict Vibe Check" Valentines Card

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"I Love You to the Fridge and Back" Valentines Card

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"You Do Me One Heck of a Feel" Valentines Card

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"I Love Watching You Sleep" Valentines Card

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"You Fixed My Trainwreck of a Heart" Valentines Card

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"I Hope The Kids Don't Walk In Tonight" Valentines Card

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"Let's Watch Disney and Fuck" Valentines Card

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"Let's Lie About How We Met" Valentines Card

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"You Make My Heart Lag" Valentines Card

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"I Bagged a Total Hottie" Valentines Card

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"Let's Be Lonely Together" Valentines Card

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"You're a Total 10" Valentines Card

"You're a Total 10" Valentines Card

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"You Tickle My Fancy" Valentines Card

"You Tickle My Fancy" Valentines Card

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"You Got a Cute Face, Chubby Waist, Thick Legs In Shape" Valentines Card

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"Trusted The Ho" Valentines Card

"Trusted The Ho" Valentines Card

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"Not To Be Dramatic, But I Would Die For You" Valentines Card

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"Let's Make My Wet Dream A Wet Reality" Valentines Card

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"You're Like a Work of Art" Valentines Card

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"You Really Blitz My Chakras" Valentines Card

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"I Want Your Cooties" Valentines Card

"I Want Your Cooties" Valentines Card

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"You're a Cracking Lass" Valentines Card

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"You've Got Me Feeling Some Kind of Way" Valentines Card

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"I Love You, But From a Safe Distance" Valentines Card

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"Move All These Pillows Off The Bed" Valentines Card

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"I Hope You Don't Realise You're Dating Down" Valentines Card

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"You Make My Ovaries Scream For Mercy" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Scream at Your Butt" Valentines Card

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"I Love You to the Couch and Back" Valentines Card

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"You're a Boss Ass Bitch" Valentines Card

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"Happy Valentine's Day Asshole" Valentines Card

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"If You Wanna Be My Lover" Valentines Card

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